Hunt Down the Freeman

A Fan game that went so, very, wrong. Hunt Down the Freeman is a complete failure.  The Freeman is not even present.  But on the bright side I was able to quote the Bee Gees.

Agony Unrated

Agony Unrated desperately tries to shock you.  Unfortunately it fails at this.  After you get desensitized, all you are left with is a game that doesn't work from gameplay, story or horror standpoint. 

Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness

A game marred with the scars of failed development.  A deeply unpleasant adventure that killed the Tomb Raider series for a long while. 

Saints Row: Gat out of Hell

How do you follow up with something as wild, wacky and funny as Saints Row 4? You don't, and you can't as Gat Out proves by forcing you to play as the personality less Johnny Gat. The game then makes Saints Row dull by tedious missions,  little more then busy work. 

Ragnarok Online

You play as a anime thing in a world void of personality or motivation to play.  All you can do is kill things forever.  Combat is boring, everything is boring.  This game created the term Ragnarok syndrome.

Sacred3

The joke was on us..

Any Digital Homicide game

Digital Homicde was a studio that bullied other critics with lawsuits and insults. They never put any effort or artistic merit into any game title.  All games under the DH label are ugly and unpleasant to play.  They only existed to flood the Steam until DH imploded in on itself.

Guinea-Pig

A digital Dementor.  A game so boring and lacking any artistic merit or joy.  One of the most depressing games I have ever played.

King of Fighters 2002 PC port

A PC port of an arcade game where you cannot change any of the controls.  It has no options menu to speak of.  The button mapping is on the most impractical key possible.  There is no online mode, story mode, useful tutorial or consistently responsive controls anywhere to be found. 

Final Fantasy All the Bravest

Represents all the pay to win, self playing cash vampires on mobile. Gameplay is simply slapping the screen every few seconds.  All the while getting reminded to pay for extra lives, time randomly selected pixels and much more every few seconds.  A game made for people with too much money and no desire to play a real game. 

Game Tycoon 1.5

Breaks after 5 minutes,  need I say more?

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