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A Fan game that went so, very, wrong. Hunt Down the Freeman is a complete failure.  The Freeman is not even present.  But on the bright side I was able to quote the Bee Gees.

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Abandoned and ignored,  Rapture Rejects stands as a warning against greed and hubris.

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Shallow,  pretentious and utterly boring.  Dear  Esther thinks it is profound by vomiting story at you and having no gameplay what so ever. 

A game marred with the scars of failed development.  A deeply unpleasant adventure that killed the Tomb Raider series for a long while. 

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Saints Row: Gat out of Hell

How do you follow up with something as wild, wacky and funny as Saints Row 4? You don't, and you can't as Gat Out proves by forcing you to play as the personality less Johnny Gat. The game then makes Saints Row dull by tedious missions,  little more then busy work. 

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The joke was on us..

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Digital Homicde was a studio that bullied other critics with lawsuits and insults. They never put any effort or artistic merit into any game title.  All games under the DH label are ugly and unpleasant to play.  They only existed to flood the Steam until DH imploded in on itself.

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A PC port of an arcade game where you cannot change any of the controls.  It has no options menu to speak of.  The button mapping is on the most impractical key possible.  There is no online mode, story mode, useful tutorial or consistently responsive controls anywhere to be found. 

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Represents all the pay to win, self playing cash vampires on mobile. Gameplay is simply slapping the screen every few seconds.  All the while getting reminded to pay for extra lives, time randomly selected pixels and much more every few seconds.  A game made for people with too much money and no desire to play a real game. 

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Breaks after 5 minutes,  need I say more?

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Agony Unrated tries so hard to scare you that it becomes boring.  You are paraded through a series of disgusting, emotionally manipulative set pieces with all the tact of a lame Creepypasta.  Also the gameplay is rubbish. 

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